podcastwizard:

dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

• “jesus christ” “who’s that”
• “this is just like (tv show/movie)” “that’s my favorite play”
• referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as “bards”
• adding the word “fantasy” in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
• “how hurt are you” “on a scale of one to twenty-eight i’d say i’m at about a nine.”

feel free to add more

alexander-adhd:

Why couldn’t the hackers take on wattpad instead

animentality:

soursorrel:

mudstoneabyss:

[ID: a meme of a person standing out on a balcony, leaning on the railing and looking into the distance, with edited text that says, “I bring a sort of ‘disorganized thoughts and speech’ Vibe to the 'conversation’ that 'people who act like neurodivergent ppl are superior communicators’ don’t really like.” end ID]

sidcrosbrainworms:

today’s ao3 experience

speedlimit15:

its so disgusting that you actually have to practice skills to retain them. just stay in my brain for retrieval pleaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

lakevida:

lakevida:

the doctors told me if this headache lasts another hour i’m allowed to go downtown and dismantle all the traffic lights i can reach

the commuters of cincinnati ohio have an exciting afternoon to look forward to

play-now-my-lord:

going on HRT is a serious decision you should make with the utmost gravity. people might think you’re cool, badass even. You might find yourself happy with your life, approaching the world with newfound wisdom one way or another. It might be what you want. It might get you off. It might just be a cool story to tell people. I, myself, found the initial experience was like I had sleepwalked through a nightmare for a quarter century - and for the first time, not just the first time I could remember but actually the first time, I was awake, and the sun was shining, and the world was beautiful. So obviously all of those are risks

finalgrrrl:

casgirl:

This tweet has prevented more eating disorders than any public health campaign ever has

i dont get the people in the notes to this saying its too mean because from experience when you’re in the depth of an eating disorder and brag to everyone about how little you eat you need to get a reality check not to be babied…..participating in diet culture IS laughable stay mad

luvloses:

concert tickets should cost exactly one dollar and you get to teleport there

creepymutelilbugger:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

moniquill: